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How to choose an animal dildo

How to choose an animal dildo

Are you ready to step into a world that's not just erotically enchanting but also, believe it or not, a touch exotic? Let our Passion Posse guide you as we dive deep into the wonders and whimsies of owning an animal-themed dildo in this piece.

Venturing into the realm of intimate toys for the first time often brings along its fair share of doubts and hesitations. That's why the LOVE Team has crafted this buyer's guide just for you! We'll help you navigate your way and suggest the perfect toy from the vast collection available on our website. Whatever your taste or preference, you're bound to discover the perfect companion for your intimate moments.

What makes animal dildos so exciting?

Animal-themed dildos, with their audacious designs and impressive dimensions, offer users the chance to indulge in experiences that truly deviate from the usual.

  • Fantasy exploration: First and foremost, these toys allow users to tap into zoophilic fantasies, and let's be crystal clear – all without involving any real animals. It's all about the imagination.
  • Magnified pleasure: The sheer size of some of these novelties ensures a particularly intense, larger-than-life experience. The sensations they elicit are truly extraordinary, making them ideal for those who aim to push their boundaries or are on the hunt for unmatched sexual fulfilment.
  • Wildly different: There's an undeniable allure that comes from their design. The very wild and 'out there' appearance of these dildos offers users a break from the norm. Perfect for those who have a taste for the unconventional, or for the sexually curious and adventurous souls out there.
  • Variety is the spice: Finally, unlike traditional dildos, the animal-themed variety is available in a plethora of shapes, textures, and sizes. Those seeking heightened sensations or wishing to indulge extreme fantasies will certainly find a model that's just right for them.

So, are you ready to explore the wild side of pleasure?

A horse dildo: gallop into the depths of pleasure

The horse dildo promises an electrifying erotic journey. With dimensions that are undeniably awe-inspiring, this toy caters to those audacious riders seeking out-of-the-ordinary delights.

But it's not just about size. What makes this toy an absolute favourite among its enthusiasts is the attention to detail in its texture. The anatomy of a horse (veins, folds, and all) is intricately recreated, making every touch and sensation subtly heightened. Each session with this toy will leave you amazed, introducing you to a spectrum of pleasures, each distinct and unique.


For the ultimate aficionados, there's more in store. Some horse dildo models come with an ejaculatory function, ramping up the realism and making the experience even more vivid and immersive.

So, fancy a ride on the wild side? It’s time to saddle up!

A dog dildo: beyond the ordinary, into the exquisite

A dog dildo doesn't just stop at imitation; it takes users on an intimate journey of unparalleled intensity. Its girth, paired with a meticulously crafted veined texture, amplifies every sensation, multiplying your pleasure tenfold.
But there's a special twist that sets this apart. Inspired directly from the dog's anatomy, it features an additional mechanism that heightens your experience to incomparable levels: a knot. This unique feature perfectly mimics the bulge on a dog’s penis that inflates during erection, massaging the walls of the orifice of your choice. The sensations it delivers surpass, by a wide margin, those of a traditional dildo.
Dare to explore? This might be the adventurous choice you've been seeking.

An elephant dildo: a trumpet call to extraordinary pleasure

Stepping away from the expected, the elephant dildo offers a delightful twist—it replicates not the animal's penis but its iconic trunk! With its curvaceous design and exquisitely detailed texture, you're in for an experience that's truly off the beaten path. Each movement with the elephant dildo will tantalise your senses, transporting you to realms of pleasure that are constantly fresh and exhilarating.


Its grand size makes it a top pick for thrill-seekers: it calls out to those with a penchant for erotic challenges and daring adventures.

Curious to explore the mighty and magnificent? Let this be your choice of the wild.

And the whole animal kingdom awaits...

Perhaps the options mentioned above aren't quite calling your name – a matter of personal preference, of course! But fret not, because you'll undoubtedly find your match among the vast selection available on our website. Have you considered the seal dildo, with sensual vibrations that might just make you the star of the circus? Or perhaps the tiger dildo calls out to you, with its powerful and majestic allure. Then there's the raw intensity of the crocodile dildo and the serpentine twists of the snake dildo. And let's not forget the rhino dildo – its imposing stature promises to transport you to exotic terrains you might never have dreamt of exploring.

So, feeling wild? Dive into the menagerie and find your perfect beastly companion.
Dive into a realm of untamed and novel pleasures with our range of animal dildos. This adventure beckons you to submit to your wildest fantasies and promises unparalleled ecstasy in return. The LOVE Team is here to guide you further, helping you give reign to your boldest desires. Don't hesitate to reach out to us!