Condom Commandments: The Right Way to Wrap It Up
Condoms: our trusty sidekicks in the bedroom, always ready to shield us from unplanned pregnancies and those pesky STDs. But, are you using them right? Missteps can lead to some awkward moments and unwanted consequences. So, whether you're a seasoned pro or just gearing up for a romantic rendezvous, here's our Passion Patrol's guide on how to make your condom experience A-class.
Wallet warriors: Stashing that rubber in your wallet? Think twice. Heat and compression might just render it a dud. Look for cooler, spacious spots.
Double trouble: Two is company but not with condoms. Doubling up doesn't mean double safety. In fact, you're inviting friction which can tear them apart.
Timing is everything: Slipping it on too early can cause it to break or become a hindrance. Too late? You're gambling with STDs and unwanted pregnancies.
Size does matter: A snug fit is your best bet. Too tight, and it might snap; too loose, and it might just wave goodbye during the act. Know your fit.
Oral oversight: Think condoms are only for one kind of fun? Think again. Oral delights still need a barrier – either a condom or a dental dam.
Clock-watching: Expired condoms belong in the bin, not the bedroom. Always keep an eagle eye on that expiry date.
Upside-down uh-oh: Rolled the condom the wrong way? Don't reverse. Bin it. Any contact might have left unwelcome deposits. Fresh start, please!
Forget-me-not: Last but by no means least, actually using the condom is paramount. It might sound obvious, but in the heat of the moment, make it your top priority.
Pill protocol: getting the most from your daily dose
Missed a beat? Strive for consistency; take your pill at the same time daily. Missed a dose? You're at risk of shaking up your cycle and facing an unplanned surprise.
Double trouble: Missed yesterday's pill and thinking of taking two today? Hold on, darling. That double dose might leave you feeling off, with nausea or unexpected bleeding. Always check the pack instructions or ring up your gynaecologist.
Morning-after missteps: The morning-after pill is like the fire alarm - only for emergencies. Don't make it your go-to. Overuse can send your hormones on a rollercoaster ride.
Upset tummy tales: Thrown up within four hours post-pill? It might not have had time to work its magic. Pop another pill pronto, follow up with the next, and book a chat with your doctor.
Patch perfect: getting the stick on contraception right
Sticky situations: Ensure your chosen patch site is as pristine as a fresh canvas: dry, clean, and smooth. And avoid those friction hotspots like the waistband of your undies.
High-risk real estate: Steer clear of irritated, wounded, or the oh-so-tempting breast area. Need a tip? Our Passion Patrol suggests prime spots like your tum, bum, shoulder, outer arm, or upper back.
Over-patching: More isn't always merrier. Slapping on multiple patches? You're opening doors to hormone overload and some not-so-pleasant side effects.
Golden nuggets: Your doc knows best. Stick to their advice. A general thumb rule? Freshen up your patch weekly, and after a solid three-week stint, give yourself a patch-free seven days.
Implants and IUDs: Long-Lasting Love Shields
For those seeking an extended break from baby-making without the daily doses or weekly patches, implants and IUDs can be fab choices. But like every star player, they come with their own playbooks. Let’s delve in!