How To Choose a Sex Toy for Students
Posted on 07/09/2023 and updated on 03/06/2025 by Eric
Uni life? It's a whirlwind of feelings, learnings, and fresh experiences, and yes, that includes the world of intimacy. Trying out a sex toy can be a fab way to explore your own body, get to grips with what gets you ticking, and chill out after a full-on day. But with so many options out there, how do you even start? Enter: the LOVE Team. We're here to shed some light and guide the way. In this cheeky guide, we'll highlight what every student's looking for in a sex toy: it needs to be discreet (because, hello, shared living), budget-friendly (we get it, every quid counts), and compact (to fit those, let’s admit it, not-so-spacious digs).
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What criteria should I look for as a student?
When you’re a student, choosing the right sex toy isn’t all about the sensations it promises. Your lifestyle also plays a key factor in the choosing process: shared housing, limited budget, not a lot of storage space… it is therefore important that your sex toy is:
- Discreet, both visually and audibly
- Easy to clean, especially when you have a shared bathroom
- Compact, so it can be stored without attracting attention
- Budget-friendly, without sacrificing on the safety of the material
Good news! Nowadays, there are several sex toys that tick all of these boxes, without you having to compromise on pleasure.
A budget-friendly dildo
Whether you're just dipping your toes into the world of sex toys or you're after something straightforward, effective, and won't make your wallet cry, the dildo's got your back. It's easy on the purse strings, but that doesn't mean you're scrimping on quality—if you know where to look.
One of the major pluses of a dildo? Its low-key vibe. Easy to stash away, you can keep it handy—by your bedside or tucked in a drawer—without worrying it'll cramp your style or become the room's main attraction.
And let's talk longevity! With a bit of TLC, a decent dildo can stick with you throughout your uni years and maybe even clock in some overtime.
If you’re seeking a different experience, both sensory and aesthetic, certain sex toys stand out for their versatility and durability. This is particularly true of glass models, which are often underestimated but highly appreciated by experienced users and beginners alike.
Glass sex toys: class, versatility, and slyness
When it's about meshing functionality with a touch of class, glass sex toys are undeniably at the top of the leaderboard. If you're counting pennies but want to make every single one bang for its buck, a glass sex toy could be a game-changer for you.
What's one of the major wins with glass toys? They're absolute temperature teases. Fancy a warm and cosy vibe? Just soak your toy in some hot water. Or, for a tantalising tingle, give it a chilly dip. One piece, and you've got a whole spectrum of feels at your fingertips.
And here's a sneaky tip: keep it on your bedside table, and your glass sex toy can double up as a swanky piece of modern decor. Dodge any awkward encounters and even spark up a chinwag about art and design. Who'd have thought pleasure could be so... cultured?
A contact-free clit stimulator: stealth and subtlety
For those of you who are fans of a little clitoral magic, but don't fancy broadcasting it throughout the shared digs, we've got just the ticket. We totally get the jitters that come with firing up a rumbly vibrator when flatmates or, heaven forbid, parents are just a wall away. But here's the thing: personal pleasure shouldn't take a back seat for the sake of hushed hallways.
Enter the contactless clit stimulator. Thanks to its crafty air pulse technology, it delivers pinpointed clitoral stimulation without even making contact. The true genius? Its whisper-quiet operation. So hush-hush, you could almost give it a whirl with someone in the next room none the wiser.
A wonder not only thanks to its discretion, the contact-free clit stimulator is also well-loved due to its gentle, gradual approach. With this toy, you’ll be able to discover new sensations without any direct contact, making it the perfect option for anyone who is particularly sensitive, or is just looking to explore pleasure without feeling overwhelmed. It’s a great choice if you want to reconnect with your body and completely let go without having to worry.
If you're the type to mix and match your thrills, many models offer a bit of both worlds. Air pulses for a sly and silent session, and vibrations when you're craving some oomph. Opting for the latter? Here's a cheeky tip: best wait until the house lights are off and the lot's sound asleep.
A compact and portable pocket pussy: stealth and sensations
Lads, if hand gymnastics just isn't cutting it and you're after a solo play that's a bit more... 'oomph', the stroker is your next best mate. It's more than just a toy; it's engineered to deliver mind-bending feels, all while being slyly compact and discreet.
The real win with a stroker is its dinky size, making it a top pick for those in shared living. It's so snug, you can easily tuck it in a drawer or even a gym bag.
Unlike some of the more cumbersome toys out there, this gem is virtually silent, so you can dive into those private moments without the niggling fear of broadcasting it. And when it comes to clean-up? Easy peasy. It's designed for quick and sneaky washes, even in a communal sink.
For an even smoother ride: don't forget to slide in some water-based lube. It'll add that extra touch of 'real' to your solo sesh, making every moment that bit more thrilling and gratifying.
App-controlled sex toy: get close, even when you're miles apart
Long-distance in your love life? An app-controlled sex toy might just be your new secret weapon.
Picture this: instead of just risqué texts or steamy phone chats, you can now have a more 'hands-on' experience. With these savvy app-controlled toys, your partner can take the reins of your toy right from their smartphone, creating a real-time intimate connection.
It's a fresh and spicy way to keep the spark alive, feel each other's touch, and discover new pleasure horizons, even with oceans between you. With a nifty app and a splash of Wi-Fi, distance gets a bit fuzzy, and boundaries blur, bringing you closer together like never before.
FAQ: Sex toys and student life
Do sex toys make noise?
Not all sex toys are noisy. Some models, such as contact-free clit stimulators and manual sex toys (dildos, butt plugs, pocket pussies), are particularly silent. If you’re planning on using it in a shared household, then we recommend you avoid choosing powerful vibrators with poor noise control at low speeds and opt instead for designs that are made to be discreet.
How do I store my sex toy in a shared house?
Most compact sex toys can be easily stored away in a drawer, a wash bag or a special pouch. Some models are even delivered with a discreet storage case. It’s best to choose a small toy that’s easy to conceal, and for hygiene reasons, store your toy in a clean, sealed container for hygiene reasons.
Can I clean my sex toy in a shared bathroom?
Yes, of course! With most sex toys, a quick, simple rinse with a mild soap and lukewarm water is enough. It’s fairly easy to clean your toy discreetly in the shower or the sink without attracting attention. Non-electronic sex toys and more compact options are better in these contexts.
What budget should I envisage?
You don’t have to spend a fortune on pleasure. There are lots of safe, trustworthy sex toys whose price tags won’t break the bank. If this is your first toy, go for a more simple, well-designed option that’s made using good quality materials, rather than buying loads of different things. The right sex toy will be with you throughout your whole academic career.
Are sex toys safe?
Yes, as long as you choose toys that are made using body safe materials like silicone, glass, or even some plastics that are free from harmful substances. It’s also important to respect the rules of hygiene, use the right lube and follow the manufacturer's advice.
Is everyone going to know when I buy a sex toy online?
Not at all! Our orders are dispatched in neutral packaging, with no mention of its contents or the brand visible. Nobody will be able to guess what’s on the inside, meaning you don’t have to worry about your new toy arriving, no matter how many people you live with.
Are sex toys designed for couples only?
Definitely not. Sex toys are, above all, tools for self-exploration. Whether you’re single or in a relationship, they’ll allow you to better understand your body, how you react to stimulation, and the things you enjoy. They can also be easily integrated into a relationship further down the line if you’d like.